March 6, 2025

What If money walked the OSCARS’ Red Carpet?

Dearest gentle readers,

There were a few surprises awaiting us on the Oscars’ red carpet and that got us thinking, “What would it look like if the currencies were given an invitation and a matching personality that was dressed accordingly?” 🤔

1). THE UNITED STATES DOLLAR:

First up, we have the USD and you can be rest assured she will not arrive merely dressed in opulence — but declaring her inherent dominance in liquid gold satin with very opulent embroidery and a train that sweeps past competitors without caution. We feel that her style is for those who favor sharper tailoring, paired with timeless accessories that are more valuable than some nations👀

2). THE GREAT BRITISH POUND:

There are only a few currencies who understand the power of Regal dressing quite like the British, and the Great British Pound is sure to be a striking reflection of that. The GBP stands for traditions as old as time and will certainly not be a party to trends or societal gossip and will stick with a fabric so rich it could fund a monarchy — and perhaps it has👀— With intricate gold embroidery tracing its every fold but still engulfed with simplicity.

3). THE NIGERIAN NAIRA:

As for the naira, we always knew that subtlety was never her strongest trait and getting dressed for the Oscar’s will not be the day she chooses to start. We’d like to assume she’d be shroud in the most dazzling emerald silk dress that cascades into layers of beaded tulle and embroidered velvet—which is more of a declaration than an outfit— and every single inch will be filled with glitter that commands both attention and headlines.

4). THE EURO:

In a sea of predictable opulence, we trust the Euro to arrive draped in effortless couture, turning the red carpet into her personal runway, floating in on a navy silk, sculpted with the kind of architectural precision that only comes from a currency fluent in both fashion and finance and is neither an accident nor afterthought — it was a quiet flex. After all, when you represent such nations, one must dress for all of them!

So, how do you think the currencies would have dressed up if they were guests at the Oscars’ ? Let us know by reaching out to us on Facebook, Instagram or X!